normal guys vs. ed sheeran
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normal guy:
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i really want to kiss you.
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ed sheeran:
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all i want is the taste that your lips allow.
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normal guy:
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let's cuddle.
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ed sheeran:
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cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
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normal guy:
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i want to hug you.
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ed sheeran:
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i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
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normal guy:
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she's a crack whore prostitute.
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ed sheeran:
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and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
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normal guy:
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marry me?
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ed sheeran:
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settle down with me and i'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
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normal guy:
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i'm sad and lonely.
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ed sheeran:
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cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
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normal guy:
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i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
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ed sheeran:
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i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
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normal guy:
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expect me to drunk diall you later.
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ed sheeran:
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and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
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